Japan even builds people better than us! Eight Year old Japanese guitar playing phenom Yuto Miyazawa was on Conan O’Brien last night and brought the house down with Crossroads by Eric Clapton. He completely butchered the lyrics, which are in some strange English Japanese gibberish, but his shredding is impressive nevertheless. When I was eight I still wore water wings and occasionally swallowed small coins; this kid is melting faces. Yuto is gonna be bigger than Godzilla and insert Japanese stereotype here combined.

Watch Yuto tear it up