A brawl erupted yesterday on the court of a women’s basketball game between the Detroit Shock and the L.A. Sparks.

Usually I only watch women’s basketball game when trying to stave off ejaculation, or torturing one of the many captives I have in my basement, but this is an exception. The best is the coach who comes in and shoves the ladies aside like George Costanza fleeing an apartment fire. I kept expecting Christian Bale to come out of nowhere and start punching these lanky bitches in their giraffe necks.

You gotta watch the video