The nation of America celebrated another birthday yesterday, and as much as we liked those special bikini pictures of Marla Maples, there’s still room for improvement in mother nation. And no - we’re not talking about the war in Iraq, Bush, and all that political shit.

We’re talking about these weird (real!) sex laws:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

3. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

4. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

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