As reported below, and everywhere else in the last 24 hours, Verne Troyer, or ‘Mini-Me’, has been captured on film, getting down and dirty with a girl who is way too hot to sink this low. Pun. Now, he is suing TMZ, the website who broke the story, for 20 million dollars! Does anyone else think this whole thing is a sleazy publicity stunt to get The Love Guru some juice at the box-office. Mike Myers is the only reason this guy isn’t in the circus, and he called in a favor to save his shitty movie. Case Closed. Damn I’m good.

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