I know what you’re thinking, but taking a little break from celebrity gossip & babe photoshoots to enjoy the geekery in this world is good.

This is the Infection Watch, a watch that a guy like would probably never know how to read, actually looking at the picture above - it doesn’t even look like a watch, which is even better, because people won’t be looking at you as if you were a zombie..just make sure you don’t look at it, trying to figure the time.

Anyway, it works like this: 27 multi-colored LEDs “pulsate and move like cells across the curved face to present the time from beneath the attractive mirrored mineral crystal lens”, the red LED’s indicate the hours, the greens ones are for..check this out: 5 minute units, and the yellow ones are for minutes.

So the time now is…