A man in New York is suing Subway restaurants for 1 million dollars, claiming his cold cut trio sandwich had a 7-inch knife baked in to it. He says he took several bites out of the hoagie before relaizing the deadly weapon placed inside.

A milion dollars? I’d pull a Cosmo Kramer and demand free Subway for life. No amount of money could replace that sweet, fresh, knifey goodness