Let’s play a game!

You are hungry. It’s a hot day. You decide that the perfect delicacy to slake your gnawing hunger pains would be a nice, heaping, made-your-way sandwich from Subway — naturally! But wait, wait — oh no! They get your order wrong! Should you:

a. Explain this calmly, rationally, and respectfully, and have them make your sandwiches again;
b. Bitch, complain, rant, and generally run your mouth until your food is made the way you wanted it;
c. Vault over the counter and beat the ever-loving crap out of the incompetent Sandwich Artist with the offending, incorrectly made subs;
d. Go bug-nuts, call 911 — because, clearly, wrong orders are a serious criminal offense — 94853459 times in 15 minutes, continue to freak the hell out, and get arrested when the annoyed po-lice finally arrive.

Did you make the right choice? See the answer -