No shit. The children of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are reportedly headed to the therapist for some much needed psychoanalysis. The girls, aged three and four, are apparently having trouble coping with the break-up of their parents.

When I was three, my biggest concern was cereal and how thoroughly I could shit myself. Kids that age understand the concept of divorce as much as I understand Swahili. Zero. Maybe their fucked up because their Dad is the world’s most notorious hooker addict, and their Mom is most famous for a lesbian sex scene in the mid-90’s. Maybe.

The only hope for these manic munchkins is to be set up with Jayden James and Sean Preston Spears. Just think of that for a minute. It would be a Denise Richards, K-Fed, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen kid cocktail. Basically Satan. Except with more issues.