Shaquille O’Neal is probably the third greatest rapper of all time, behind Silkk the Shocker and Tom Green respectively. So when he took the stage at a New York City club last night it was no surprise that he spat one of the most legendary verses in hip-hop history, slandering fellow NBA greats Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, and Patrick Ewing, while also skewering his arch-rival Kobe Bryant, and accusing his former teammate of being the reason his marriage fell apart.

TMZ has released footage of the impromptu performance, seen here, and it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever captured on film. If there were an Oscar for free-style hand-held rap videos, this would win hands down, no questions asked. At one point, he has the crowd chanting along with him “Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”. I’m guessing like poop.