I don’t know anything about Watchmen outside the fact that it is an insanely popular graphic novel that is about to be turned in to an insanely popular film. The effects look sick, their isn’t some huge Hollywood name hogging the screen, and the trailer doesn’t show all the best parts of the movie.

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The world governing body took time out if it’s busy schedule of sitting on it’s hands and sifting through red tape recently, to name seven new Man-made Natural Wonders that will be preserved as World Heritage sites. Pictured above is the San Marino Historic Center and Mount Titano. The Guida Fortress sits on a precipice in the small republic of San Marino, which is considered the oldest republic
in the world.

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Joshua Lipton from Rhode Island triggered a three car collision while drunk driving, and before his court date, dressed up as a prisoner and went to a Halloween party, where he mugged for the camera. Prosecutors dug up the photos on Facebook and presented them in court, where the judge branded him as unremorseful, and handed down a much stiffer than expected sentence of two years in prison.

This is another reason why Facebook should be abolished. First it ruined cheating on your girlfriend (I can’t even go the gas station without being photographed, tagged and splashed all over someone’s newsfeeed, let alone out to da club) and now this poor kid is going to get ass-raped double time because he was trying to score some last minute poon by dressing up as a bad mofo. I wish Facebook were a person so I could kick it in the junk and tell it to mind it’s own fucking business. Like my Aunt Carol. Stay out of my dresser Aunt Carol or next time I’m wearing steel toes.

A judge announced today that Britney Spears would hand over full custody of her children to their father, Kevin “The Dreamweaver” Federline, for a period of eighteen months.

My list of people to call and babysit my kids looks something like this:

1. Suzie
2. Katie
3. Charles Manson
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
5. A cougar
6. Britney Spears

Christian Bale as Batman is going to smash Meryl Streep back to the Deer Hunter this weekend in Movie Showdown. They could make this movie in Lego and people would still go see it over Mamma Mia!

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After being arrested at gunpoint after a bizarre car chase on Tuesday, former UFC Heavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, pictured above performing his daily howling at the moon exercise, was sent home by police after posting $25,000 bail. But friends and family members of the MMA superstar called authorities to the home today, citing erratic behaviour and disturbing comments being made by Jackson. He was subsequently detained and sent to a mental health facility for evaluation.

A guy named Rampage, who is paid to to beat people to within an inch of their life, takes police on a wild car chase, and just might need to get his brain checked. No way! On a list of things that didn’t surprise anybody this should be right up there with Lance Bass being gay.

The kind of pranks you think you’d only see in cartoons like Tom & Jerry..

…snap, did I just admit I used to watch Tom & Jerry?

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A man in New York is suing Subway restaurants for 1 million dollars, claiming his cold cut trio sandwich had a 7-inch knife baked in to it. He says he took several bites out of the hoagie before relaizing the deadly weapon placed inside.

A milion dollars? I’d pull a Cosmo Kramer and demand free Subway for life. No amount of money could replace that sweet, fresh, knifey goodness

This MowerCycle was created by some DIY-genius out of an old bicycle and a broken lawnmower, we’re saying “DIY-genius” because his identity remains unknown - and this cannot be found at online do-it-yourself stores or something. Of course the efficiency of this is questioned since we assume riding a bike on grass isn’t the easiest thing to do, but the concept is brilliant!

If anyone has any details on this, let us know!

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This time in our discovery series we headed up to Europe and conquered Spain. We’ve cherry-picked the most exotic girls and checked which one of them looked the sexiest taking her bikini off. Jessica Burciaga did it with her heels and won big time, so we took her for a ride.

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The first previews for Terminator Salvation just came out, and despite the fact I have no fucking idea what’s happening for the entire minute, it still made me cream in my Corn Flakes.

Christian Bale is EVERYWHERE right now. I’ve seen so many Dark Knight trailers I’m starting to think that Heath Ledger may have accidentally overdosed on the advertising for his own film. Too soon?

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