Besides the fact that she is borderline mentally retarded and married to a douchebag, Ashlee Simspon is also maybe the most overrated ‘celebrity’ on the planet right now. Plastic surgery is like steroids for famous people, and anyone who gets caught should be banned. Which would make Ashlee the Barry Bonds of Overrated, but with a bigger moustache.

House is the worst show on television. Every episode is exactly the same. Someone gets sick, House says something cynical and takes some pills, person gets more sick, house suggests way to cure them while being cynical and controversial, person is miraculously healed. But for a few minutes per show, they take the camera off Hugh Laurie being a cock, and show the lovely Jennifer Morrison, who judging from these pictures, is definitely not getting the attention she deserves.

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