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Amanda Bynes was named #46 in this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100. If Amanda Bynes is the 46th hottest chick in the world, then that nice one-eyed, woman with all the cold-sores that bags my groceries down at Buy-N-Save is at least top twenty. At least. Gross.

After years of starring in movies that somehow always ended up with her turning in to a princess at the end, Anne Hathaway has made a blip on the boner radar with her role in Get Smart. Now that her scumbag boyfriend, insert funny Italian name here, has had his bail set at 21 million, it’s time for Anne Hathaway to get some well deserved famous dick. I’m banking on she starts with Ryan Gosling. He looks gentle.