Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Jackie Guerrido, the weatherperson for Despierta America, which loosely translated means Wake Up My Boner. Jackie Guerrido has a shelf you could stack a set of encyclopedias on. Usually newscasters are the ugliest old white guys they can find, but Ms. Guerrido is laying that stereotype to rest by being young, not-white, and with a great rack. I feel a warm front coming in from the South.