This movie will fail. Another remake that no doubt spits on the grave of the original for the sake of a quick buck. The only cool thing about this movie is that it is in 3D, and it has dinosaurs. The only thing worse than Brendan Fraser’s acting is AIDS, and even AIDS hated George of the Jungle. The End.

The first one combined three of my favorite things; killing Nazi’s, cigar smoking superheroes, and Jeffrey Tambor. Let’s hope Guillermo Del Toro maintains his winning ways in the sequel, which looks even more stacked with special-effects than the first. Plus Selma Blair actually looks half-fuckable in the trailer. I guess there really is a first time for everything.

Just watch the trailer