Will Smith is a liar and a fraud, and apparently something called a Scientologist, so people should avoid seeing his movie. Unfortunately, after some quick research on this gizmo called the internet, I discovered there are about 3.5 million ‘Scientologists’ in America alone. So if all of them go see this film, it will make at least thirty million dollars. It also appeals to the black guys who act like white guys demographic, and tested off the charts when screened for an audience of drunken deaf chimps. It still won’t be enough to de-throne WALL-E though, a movie that has got more positive reviews than blow jobs and breathing.

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