At yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant, Crystle Stewart, the contestant representing America, fell while performing in the evening gown portion of the competition. It’s the second straight year the Miss America has fallen on stage during the annual event.

I love when people fail in public. Especially if they do it on a stage and in front of millions of people and it comes while performing a task as simple as walking on flat ground. So the footage is great. No question about that.

What bothers me about this story is the name of the competition itself. Until we get some contestants from another planet, can we name this something besides the Miss Universe pageant. You know there’s some hot ass on Jupiter.

See the winner, Miss Venezuela, and stupid American girls fall