You have to wonder about Madonna. Some people are claiming that she’s seriously sick, others insist that this is a case of cosmetic surgery gone terribly wrong. Her rep, naturally, insists that all of the pictures showing Madonna looking so emaciated have just been Photoshopped all to crap. If that’s the case, then whoever did this needs to start exploiting their talent for money.

I have some other theories. 1. Seeing how much publicity Amy Winehouse is getting for looking like the walking dead, Madonna is trying to boost her career by looking like a zombie. 2. She is trying to bring back heroin chic. 3. She is attempting to make her adopted son feel more at home by looking like a starving, albino Ethiopian. 4. Her daughter’s mustache is making her sick.

See what I mean -