After years of being under a horrible spell, Guy Ritchie stopped drinking the crazy juice, and is splitting from Madonna. Once the world’s most promising young director, with titles like Snatch, and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Guy Ritchie was re-programmed to become a Madonna worshippng robot some ten years ago, and hasn’t made a quality film since. Word is Madonna didn’t sign a pre-nup, and has hired Heather Mills’ divorce lawyer to help salvage her fortune. I hope Guy Ritchie pulls a K-Fed and lives the rest of his life off her dime. He only deserves it for having to swim around in that mothball infested closet she calls a vagina for the last ten years.

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