Guess what today is? It’s Michael Jackson’s birthday! I know, I don’t care either, but let’s pretend for a minute because I have a rant. See, I resent all these people accusing MJ of being a pedophile.

…clearly, he’s actually a cougar. He’s paid a lot of money to turn from a black man into a white woman, I think he deserves a little credit. (Yes, thank you, that was heavily tongue in cheek. /joke.)

Anyway, the whole reason for this is that, in celebration of Michael hitting the big 5-0, I found something interesting. I can’t decide if it’s funny or creepy so I thought I would share it. It proves that he has not been looking in the mirror — for at least 30 years. Get a bucket, it’s coming up -

Do you have your bucket?