There is a mug stealing epidemic running rampant in offices all across the world, and one savvy inventor aims to put a stop to the rash of robberies with the Lock Cup, which deters theft by rendering the mug useless unless the designated key is in the side to fill the hole.

I keep my Golden Girls collectable mug under lock and key whenever I’m not drinking from it, so I don’t have this problem, but I see how it could appeal to some business types. Now all they need to do is invent a lockable tuna sandwich so that douchebag Gerald from accounting will stop stealing my lunch. Eff you Gerald, you sandwich stealing son of a bitch.