There is nothing better than getting drunk with your friends and arguing about which animal would win in a hypothetical battle to the death. My personal favorites include the Giraffe vs. Gorilla With A Baseball Bat debate, or the classic Bear vs. Tiger With Spikes On It’s Back discussion. For whatever reason, these situations rarely play out in real life, but over the weekend in a Canadian zoo, the Lion vs. Eagle scenario became a reality, when a professionally trained golden eagle flew in to a lion’s den, and was destroyed by the king of the jungle. You would think that an animal with wings would be better at escaping from one that doesn’t, like, let’s say, a lion. You would also think I could stay sober long enough to remember to feed my dog. RIP Sir Humpsalot.