Leighton Meester, who is in some show called Gossip Girl or something, was born in the slammer. Apparently her mother was doing time in federal prison for her part in large scale drug ring, and was only allowed to visit a halfway home to give birth before returning to the big house. Leighton’s father, aunt and grandfather also reportedly did hard time on drug convictions. Leighton was raised by a close relative, who is apparently the only person she shares a last name with that isn’t a felon.

This just made her about ten times hotter somehow. When I figure it out I’ll let you know, but there is just something about a girl who is a nine out of ten at least, is on the cusp of uber-fame, and was born in a prison to a dope peddling criminal that gets my banana peeled.