Josh Hartnett was busted porking some random girl in a hotel library yesterday when he failed to notice security cameras were rolling while he and his female-friend/whore-groupie got busy amongst the books.

When I heard this, at first I was angry. Why do Hollywood hunks like Josh Hartnett get to bone all the hot young women (I’m assuming) in hotel libraries? Then I got sad. Poor Josh Hartnett, it’s not his fault he’s incredibly good looking and random young hot women pull him in for quickies in hotel libraries. Then I got really confused. Hotel library? Don’t we have enough libraries taking up valuable space all over the planet as it is, now they have to invade upscale European hotels too. Hopefully this story sheds some much needed light on the issue of over librafication, and the problems it can cause in all of our lives. Just ask Josh Hartnett.