The younger and way less interesting Spears sister gave birth earlier today, to a healthy, 7lb., 6oz (I made those numbers up) baby girl named Maddie. Instead of ‘it’s a girl’, the father shouted ’Jackpot!’ when they yanked it out. The bidding for the first baby pictures is said to have reached the hundreds of thousands, which I find a little high since my baby pics only went for 8 cents each on e-bay. Thanks Grandma!