The list of people who will receive stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2009 was released recently. Celebrities of note include Cameron Diaz, who should be shot, Tinker Bell, who I discovered recently is actually not a real person, and John Stamos, who in my opinion is the coolest human being on the planet, and just might be your Dad. He’s that good.

Not included for a seventh straight year is Cheeta, misspelled, and ironically, not a cheetah, but the worlds oldest non human primate at 76, and the star of such Hollywood classics as Tarzan and Doctor Dolittle. I for one am outraged. Cheeta could act circles around Cameron Diaz, and probably has better personal hygeine. Zing.