Drew Carey is so full of shit. If this win isn’t rigged then this girl is the greatest Clock Game player to ever walk the face of the planet, which I would believe if the contestant appeared even remotely educated. But this trailer park all-star looks like she just squeezed out twins in the alley out back, and her guess of ‘ten-hundred’ is a pretty clear indicator of brain damage. I bet you this girl is dead by now. Even after taxes, a million dollars buys a lot of glue.

Watch the conspiracy unfold