I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Carmella DeCesare is the hottest Golddigger in pro sports today. To make matters worse, she’s shacked up with Jeff Garcia, who makes 5 million a year as the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and is the ugliest man alive.

This bald-headed ginger used to play in the Canadian Football League, and had to repeatedly turn down OUT Magazine for interviews cause they, like everyone else besides Carmella, assumed he was gay.

Maybe it’s a sham marriage. Maybe she’s just using him for tax purposes or something and it works out perfectly cause he’s the only man in the universe who wouldn’t use one of his three wishes to plow her. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense. Either way, Carmella is a Golddigger fo’ sho’.

The best pic of Carmella by far