Now just when some Argentineans started realizing that believing in a fat junky retired soccer player is a little wacky, some fellas decided god is actually a Milanesa Schnitzel. Their site, located at www.diosmilanesa.com.ar outlines their religious principles such as enjoying life, eating cheap food (?!) and basically glorifying the Milanesa. The site is not available in English, but lurking around the sections there would help you understand - nuts don’t die, they just take turns.

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