Boobs are great. They’re wonderful. They make the world a better place. But sometimes the dirtypillows are just a little bit overrated. You’ve heard the latest Christina Aguilera “scandal,” right? It’s like some people see “Christina,” “naked,” and “boobs” in the same sentence and they start salivating like Pavlov’s dogs.

You see that up there? That’s what all the frigging fuss is about — Pamela Anderson looks raunchier than Christina in the bare ass, and yet everybody’s busting a nut over this crap. Dude, this is a girl who posed naked on countless movie covers while swollen with progeny. She’s maybe more tasteful than the rest of the blonde brigade, but everybody’s been there, everybody’s done that, everybody’s seen it. If anything, this is one of the most tasteful pictures she’s done.

So stfu! I promise you, she just had a baby, they probably reach her knees by now — chill!