The United Nations announced eight new Natural Wonders today, and for the tenth straight year my balls were left off the list, and I submitted a phenomenal presentation and video package. It’s all politics I tell ya.

Among the sites that were selected is the Socotra Archipelago, pictured above, which is in Yemen, and was chosen for it’s bio-diversity. It, along with the seven other chosen sites, are now protected by the world governing body. For the record, I don’t need my balls to be protected by the world governing body, I’m just looking for some free publicity. There’s always next year.

See the other Natural Wonders