Eddie Murphy, pictured here immediately after crapping in his pants, is one of my favorite people in Hollywood. He thinks just because he has been in a few good movies (Delirious, Dreamgirls, and Coming To America), that he can be forgiven for serving up some of the steamiest piles of dogshit ever put to film (Norbit, Haunted Mansion, Adventure of Pluto Nash). People also seem to forget that he got sucked off by a tranny.

Clear off a space on the mantle Eddie, cause you’re in line for another Razzie Award with your latest effort, Meet Dave, which stars Murphy as a giant spaceship inhabited by miniature aliens that have come to earth. Huh?

I triple-dog dare you to watch the trailer and tell me this looks good