It’s the Montauk Monster! It’s a horribly mutated, nuclear waste corrupted, genetically modified dragon! It’s a decomposing super raccoon! Whatever it is, it was clearly a dude. The people who “discovered” it are getting all cagey in the wake of Jeff Corwin’s expert opinion (which was given quite sarcastically, considering the source). Some folks are calling Photoshop, some are calling plain old B.S. It seems like the ladies (I use the term loosely) who found the pitiful thing either want the American public to think they’ve discovered a new species or that maybe the government is genetically engineering a new species of a bird-beaked dragon dog.

Still, it’s maybe a raccoon, it’s maybe a dog, its bones are maybe languishing in some stoner surfer’s backyard, but whatever, it’s frigging creepy looking and it’s driving people insane.

No seriously, look at the way these people react -