She must have stolen the secret potion from Lance Armstrong’s one magical nut and implanted it in her very average looking tits, cause Cynthia Rodriguez is maybe a seven out of ten, and A-Rod makes more money than a mint on a yearly basis He also has that whole light eyes, dark skinned, mulado thing going on for him, that women just gobble up like cake on the last day before a diet.

I guess the slugger has a thing for frosty old white bitches with rusted and used private parts, and if so, he is definitely upgrading with Madonna, who recently had her poon mistaken for a ‘78 Buick.