Just like every Sunday, we’ve got the weekend’s hottest and most bizzare celebrity stories:

• Scarlett Johansson, who was showcased here earlier this week, was voted as having the best cleavage on the planet by People Magazine.

• Jennifer Aniston is having problems with distancing herself from the Friends Rachel Green character, even though the show ended about 2 years ago. [HollyScoop]

• Alexis Arquette maybe transformed his sex to female, but the “curse of the hands” is still there, implications of changing your sex ladies and gentlemen. [CityRag]

• Paris Hilton is making it into our list this week aswell, this time with shitting Nicole Richie. [Smart]

• Jennifer Garner is the lovely-ist mommy ever, Charlez Therone is about the same, only without the mommy.[jocelynsspace]

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