This guy — Timothy Tackett, aka Mr. Unstable — used to work at Burger King. However he took a bath in their utility sink (for his fans. …), and then got fired. He also helped several of his coworkers get fired. He’s also getting his requisite 15 minutes of Internet fame. In fact, given the make up, the hair, and the fact that he stuck a video of his bathtime fun up on MySpace, VH1′ll probably be calling him any minute now. We’ll probably see his new reality show by next month.

Today’s motto: if you have a dead end, minimum wage job in a grease slinging establishment, pretend that you have fans, pour some Calgon in the biggest sink you can find, and bring along your rubber ducky.

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See that guy? He’s got a girlfriend. He’s got a girlfriend and he weighs somewhere around 700 pounds — after losing 550 or so. He used to hold the Guinness world record for being the fattest man at over 1200 pounds. He hardly ever leaves his house. When he does, he has to be lifted out by a crane or rolled outside on his specially made bed. He can’t walk on his own. But he’s got a fiance so what’s the matter with you?

Honestly, I appreciate the fact that he’s lost a lot of weight. I appreciate the fact that getting out of the house is a huge milestone. It just seems disturbing and terribly wrong that someone can get all kinds of publicity and positive media attention for being well beyond morbidly obese.

Admiration, pity, disgust — how are you supposed to feel? I, for one, do feel like my thighs are absolutely tiny right about now. Feel better about yourself too (more…)

I’m seeing a disturbing trend here. The whole cannibalism in Iowa bit was heavily facetious on my part, but this debacle taking place in Canada is the real deal. We have a Greyhound bus, traveling to Winnipeg. We have a 22 year old, well loved little guy named Tim McLean. We have a small Chinese man, whom acquaintances and coworkers describe as quiet, unassuming, and unobtrusive — but aren’t they all? By all accounts Vince Li, 40, came back after a bus break and abruptly started stabbing McLean, his seat mate. The other passengers fled — like you do — and throughout the course of the ordeal, Li went on to behead McLean, wave his head about like a trophy, and then commenced to, in the words of the RCMP, “hacking off pieces and eating it.”

The whole thing is beyond disturbing and the news accounts aren’t nearly so chilling as the RCMP’s audio commentary, which was leaked to the press.

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It’s the Montauk Monster! It’s a horribly mutated, nuclear waste corrupted, genetically modified dragon! It’s a decomposing super raccoon! Whatever it is, it was clearly a dude. The people who “discovered” it are getting all cagey in the wake of Jeff Corwin’s expert opinion (which was given quite sarcastically, considering the source). Some folks are calling Photoshop, some are calling plain old B.S. It seems like the ladies (I use the term loosely) who found the pitiful thing either want the American public to think they’ve discovered a new species or that maybe the government is genetically engineering a new species of a bird-beaked dragon dog.

Still, it’s maybe a raccoon, it’s maybe a dog, its bones are maybe languishing in some stoner surfer’s backyard, but whatever, it’s frigging creepy looking and it’s driving people insane.

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A hot day in Iowa, a few beers, a shovel, and some hors d’oeuvres. In this case, the delicacies were not shrimp wrapped with prosciutto or delicate little little fingers — they amounted to a nose and part of an upper lip. Basically that dude up there, Matthew Osing, was drinking with his friend Donroy Merrival on July 24. They got into an argument, Osing — in fear of his life or something — hit Merrival with a shovel. In return, Merrival pulled a Mike Tyson and bit his buddy’s nose off — get that? He didn’t just bite it, he bit it off. And it has not been found. Osing theorizes that either Merrival himself swallowed it … or the dogs got it. It’s a scene straight out of Hannibal, y’all, and the clincher is that Osing may face charges for hitting Merrival in the first place.

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So wrong, so rude, yet so genius.

The Russian Governing body, Duma, which sounds like a tasty carbonated beverage, is currently considering a package of laws that are geared towards preventing teen suicides and alcoholism. Among the new rules are plans to ban toys shaped like skeletons or monsters, the implementation of a 10 p.m. curfew for all schoolchildren, and the phasing out of both Halloween and St. Valentine’s Day. The new measures also aim to curtail emo, or goth culture, which officials say is “cultivating bi-sexuality”.

Personally Russians frighten me. They drink vodka like the world is running out of it, and all the women look like they need the blood of other humans to sustain themselves, but I see some good ideas coming out of this package. Somebody has to put a stop to emo kids, and screw Valentine’s Day if you’re a guy. The only thing that really grinds my gears is the banning of Halloween, which when you’re a kid is the best fucking day of the year. They should just cut the shit and call it free candy day And the banning of toys shaped like monsters or skeletons? What’s left? Lego? I thought they were trying to not cultivate bi-sexuality.

Joshua Lipton from Rhode Island triggered a three car collision while drunk driving, and before his court date, dressed up as a prisoner and went to a Halloween party, where he mugged for the camera. Prosecutors dug up the photos on Facebook and presented them in court, where the judge branded him as unremorseful, and handed down a much stiffer than expected sentence of two years in prison.

This is another reason why Facebook should be abolished. First it ruined cheating on your girlfriend (I can’t even go the gas station without being photographed, tagged and splashed all over someone’s newsfeeed, let alone out to da club) and now this poor kid is going to get ass-raped double time because he was trying to score some last minute poon by dressing up as a bad mofo. I wish Facebook were a person so I could kick it in the junk and tell it to mind it’s own fucking business. Like my Aunt Carol. Stay out of my dresser Aunt Carol or next time I’m wearing steel toes.

A man in New York is suing Subway restaurants for 1 million dollars, claiming his cold cut trio sandwich had a 7-inch knife baked in to it. He says he took several bites out of the hoagie before relaizing the deadly weapon placed inside.

A milion dollars? I’d pull a Cosmo Kramer and demand free Subway for life. No amount of money could replace that sweet, fresh, knifey goodness

Ok, so science never excited me too much, but this is one of the coolest, weirdest, wicked videos I have ever seen.

It’s part of an award-winning movie called “Magnetic Movie” and was filmed at NASA Space Sciences Laboratory at the University of California, Berkley.

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Soccer referee Sergei Shmolik was taken off field after complaining about back pain, but this video, released a few days ago - shows well..that the symptoms don’t really match the complaints..

In a game between FC Naftan and FC Vitebsk Shmolik started acting all wacky, as you will see in the video (more…)

The dudes at Improv Everywhere sent 7 pairs of twins to create a real-life human mirror on the subway, the crowd’s reaction is pretty funny.

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