A brawl erupted yesterday on the court of a women’s basketball game between the Detroit Shock and the L.A. Sparks.

Usually I only watch women’s basketball game when trying to stave off ejaculation, or torturing one of the many captives I have in my basement, but this is an exception. The best is the coach who comes in and shoves the ladies aside like George Costanza fleeing an apartment fire. I kept expecting Christian Bale to come out of nowhere and start punching these lanky bitches in their giraffe necks.

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I don’t know anything about Watchmen outside the fact that it is an insanely popular graphic novel that is about to be turned in to an insanely popular film. The effects look sick, their isn’t some huge Hollywood name hogging the screen, and the trailer doesn’t show all the best parts of the movie.

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THE DARK KNIGHT

Christian Bale as Batman is going to smash Meryl Streep back to the Deer Hunter this weekend in Movie Showdown. They could make this movie in Lego and people would still go see it over Mamma Mia!

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The kind of pranks you think you’d only see in cartoons like Tom & Jerry..

…snap, did I just admit I used to watch Tom & Jerry?

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The first previews for Terminator Salvation just came out, and despite the fact I have no fucking idea what’s happening for the entire minute, it still made me cream in my Corn Flakes.

Christian Bale is EVERYWHERE right now. I’ve seen so many Dark Knight trailers I’m starting to think that Heath Ledger may have accidentally overdosed on the advertising for his own film. Too soon?

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Drew Carey is so full of shit. If this win isn’t rigged then this girl is the greatest Clock Game player to ever walk the face of the planet, which I would believe if the contestant appeared even remotely educated. But this trailer park all-star looks like she just squeezed out twins in the alley out back, and her guess of ‘ten-hundred’ is a pretty clear indicator of brain damage. I bet you this girl is dead by now. Even after taxes, a million dollars buys a lot of glue.

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The 2008 SSC Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo Coupe is the fastest production car in the world. It is made by Shelby Super Cars, an American company not to be confused with famed automaking house Carol Shelby International. The price tag on this bad boy, which clocks in with 1183 horsepower, and an unlimited amount of pussy attracting capabilities, is a paltry $620,000.

As if Jay Leno didn’t have a sweet enough life, he also gets to test drive the baddest automobiles on the planet.

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At yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant, Crystle Stewart, the contestant representing America, fell while performing in the evening gown portion of the competition. It’s the second straight year the Miss America has fallen on stage during the annual event.

I love when people fail in public. Especially if they do it on a stage and in front of millions of people and it comes while performing a task as simple as walking on flat ground. So the footage is great. No question about that.

What bothers me about this story is the name of the competition itself. Until we get some contestants from another planet, can we name this something besides the Miss Universe pageant. You know there’s some hot ass on Jupiter.

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When these two movie legends appeared on screen together for the first time ever in Heat, film junkies all over the world got their fix. Those same junkies better be prepared to overdose, because Righteous Kill is nothing but Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino holding gats and saying sweet shit like ‘Nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot’.

The only troubling thing about this movie is 50 Cent is in it, and he is using the fake name Curtis Jackson like he’s a real actor or something. Everybody knows the only successful rapper turned actor is Rob Van Winkle in Cool as Ice. Everybody else can just stop trying, cause you can’t top that. And if you haven’t seen Cool as Ice, and you don’t know who Rob Van Winkle is, check your pulse, cause you ain’t livin’.

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This will soo blow people away at the next fireworks show…. literally.

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Meet Emma Frain - one of the Zoo magazine babes. We stumbled upon a video of her dancing non-stop in a Wii Fit workout, she even promises to go topless soon while doing so. Wanna see how that looks like?

Just after the jump you’ll be able to watch the video and look at a bonus gallery we’ve added, Emma Frain is already topless there.

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JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

This movie will fail. Another remake that no doubt spits on the grave of the original for the sake of a quick buck. The only cool thing about this movie is that it is in 3D, and it has dinosaurs. The only thing worse than Brendan Fraser’s acting is AIDS, and even AIDS hated George of the Jungle. The End.

HELLBOY II

The first one combined three of my favorite things; killing Nazi’s, cigar smoking superheroes, and Jeffrey Tambor. Let’s hope Guillermo Del Toro maintains his winning ways in the sequel, which looks even more stacked with special-effects than the first. Plus Selma Blair actually looks half-fuckable in the trailer. I guess there really is a first time for everything.

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