A brawl erupted yesterday on the court of a women’s basketball game between the Detroit Shock and the L.A. Sparks.

Usually I only watch women’s basketball game when trying to stave off ejaculation, or torturing one of the many captives I have in my basement, but this is an exception. The best is the coach who comes in and shoves the ladies aside like George Costanza fleeing an apartment fire. I kept expecting Christian Bale to come out of nowhere and start punching these lanky bitches in their giraffe necks.

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While watching the ESPYs recently, I noticed there was an inordinate amount of hot female celebrities wandering around. Aside from the usual suspects like Jennie Finch, Natalie Gulbis, and the Williams Sisters, who would be animals in the sack, especially Serena, there are other sportswomen out there with boner inducing powers. So each week, we’ll dig through the lesbians, and toss out the ones with man-hands and moustaches, and bring you a new female athlete you hpefully haven’t seen before, that can beat you on the field, and off. Get it? Beat you off. No? Like they could beat you on the field playing sports, and then beat you off too. Like a handjob. Just forget it. First up is Anna Rawson, pro golfer and USC alumni.

After being arrested at gunpoint after a bizarre car chase on Tuesday, former UFC Heavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, pictured above performing his daily howling at the moon exercise, was sent home by police after posting $25,000 bail. But friends and family members of the MMA superstar called authorities to the home today, citing erratic behaviour and disturbing comments being made by Jackson. He was subsequently detained and sent to a mental health facility for evaluation.

A guy named Rampage, who is paid to to beat people to within an inch of their life, takes police on a wild car chase, and just might need to get his brain checked. No way! On a list of things that didn’t surprise anybody this should be right up there with Lance Bass being gay.

After dismantling Roger Federer and winning Wimbledon on Sunday, all women within a two hundred mile radius are in danger of impregnation from the young Spaniard, who already gets more vagina than a gyno-cologist. Rafael Nadal is now in a league of his own. He is like the North Pole of pussy magnets.

These pictures have recently surfaced of a flat-chested but still hot girl named Xisca,who is apparently his girlfriend. Guaranteed he cheats on her. Daily.

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She must have stolen the secret potion from Lance Armstrong’s one magical nut and implanted it in her very average looking tits, cause Cynthia Rodriguez is maybe a seven out of ten, and A-Rod makes more money than a mint on a yearly basis He also has that whole light eyes, dark skinned, mulado thing going on for him, that women just gobble up like cake on the last day before a diet.

I guess the slugger has a thing for frosty old white bitches with rusted and used private parts, and if so, he is definitely upgrading with Madonna, who recently had her poon mistaken for a ‘78 Buick.

Shaquille O’Neal is probably the third greatest rapper of all time, behind Silkk the Shocker and Tom Green respectively. So when he took the stage at a New York City club last night it was no surprise that he spat one of the most legendary verses in hip-hop history, slandering fellow NBA greats Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, and Patrick Ewing, while also skewering his arch-rival Kobe Bryant, and accusing his former teammate of being the reason his marriage fell apart.

TMZ has released footage of the impromptu performance, seen here, and it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever captured on film. If there were an Oscar for free-style hand-held rap videos, this would win hands down, no questions asked. At one point, he has the crowd chanting along with him “Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”. I’m guessing like poop.

Serbian tennis player Ana Ivanovic won her first French Open today, taking the Grand Slam title against Dinara Safina 6-4, 6-3. The 20-year-old Ana Ivanovic said during the trophy ceremony, “I’m just so happy I kept my composure until the end. Last year’s final was a great learning experience.” Check out the picture of her French Open win.

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If there’s anything I like sharing more than my favorite babe pictures, it’s definitely my favorite cars pictures. These 5 jaw dropping, breathe-taking, awesomely-designed, top-equipped super cars are every guy’s wet dream..enjoy!

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Check out Mariah Carey winding up to throw the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game yesterday. Now who the hell wears that to a baseball game?

Mariah Carey looks ridiculous with her stomach hanging out from the satin jacket, the short-shorts - and, to top it all off - the giant heels. Maybe she’s hoping to start a new baseball uniform trend?

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Ashley Harkleroad told reporters yesterday that she is set to appear in Playboy for the August 2008 issue! Ashley will be the first tennis player to appear in Playboy. “I’m proud of my body,” Ashley says. “I was representing a female athlete’s body.”

The Playboy pictures have already been shot.

Looks like Kate Hudson has found another rebound man after her recent break up (again!) with Owen Wilson. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Dolce & Gabbana party in Cannes yesterday kissing and dancing.

Whether Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are dating remains to be seen, but this sounds like a promising start to their relationship. According to a People magazine source, “They were beaming at each other. So cute.”

Other attendees of the party included Natalie Portman, Lindsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, Naomi Campbell and Diddy.

John Terry collapsed and was rushed to the hospital after getting kicked in the face, but I mean straight in the face by an Arsenal player during the English League Cup finals. Hopefully Terry is alright by now, that really did look bad.

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