This has to be the most fascinating event on the planet, and proof that we as a species are headed straight for extinction. Kobayashi, the Michael Jordan of eating contests, had his title ripped away from him last year by young upstart Joey ‘No Need For A Nickname’ Chestnut, and was looking for revenge today at Nathan’s Official Hot-Dog Eating Contest. After ten minutes of stuffing their face, the two were tied at 59 hot dogs apiece, and had to go to the first ever hot dog off. This was like the Ali-Frazier of hot-dog eating, and the American took home the crown in the end in stunning fashion. Apologies for poor video quality.

Besides the fact that she is borderline mentally retarded and married to a douchebag, Ashlee Simspon is also maybe the most overrated ‘celebrity’ on the planet right now. Plastic surgery is like steroids for famous people, and anyone who gets caught should be banned. Which would make Ashlee the Barry Bonds of Overrated, but with a bigger moustache.

House is the worst show on television. Every episode is exactly the same. Someone gets sick, House says something cynical and takes some pills, person gets more sick, house suggests way to cure them while being cynical and controversial, person is miraculously healed. But for a few minutes per show, they take the camera off Hugh Laurie being a cock, and show the lovely Jennifer Morrison, who judging from these pictures, is definitely not getting the attention she deserves.

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Pictured here looking extra douche-tastic, Peter Cook is in divorce court this week, going up against ex-wife and actual celebrity Christie Brinkley, in a battle for custody of their pre-teen children. When put on the stand, Cook testified he spent $3000 a month on internet porn, and bribed an 18 year old girl with $300,000 to stay quiet about an affair they had.

This guy is a such a douche I can’t even find a picture of him without his way more famous ex-wife in it. Which is okay because Christie Brinkley is probably the hottest 54 year-old on the planet. $3000 a month on internet porn! I don’t know what kind of internet porn this guy is into, but unless it’s the kind that makes you splooge gold, he’s overpaying. What a douche.

The definition of a Two-Face is simple. At some points the subject in question looks wholly fuckable, but at other times, they appear haggard and old. Like my balls. The explanation for this phenomenon is one of life’s great mysteries, and continues to baffle bloggers like myself to this very day. Case in point: Renee Zellwegger. Most of the time she appears boner-worthy, but catch her on an off day in the wrong light, and she is like a paler version of the Crypt Keeper.

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Shaquille O’Neal is probably the third greatest rapper of all time, behind Silkk the Shocker and Tom Green respectively. So when he took the stage at a New York City club last night it was no surprise that he spat one of the most legendary verses in hip-hop history, slandering fellow NBA greats Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, and Patrick Ewing, while also skewering his arch-rival Kobe Bryant, and accusing his former teammate of being the reason his marriage fell apart.

TMZ has released footage of the impromptu performance, seen here, and it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever captured on film. If there were an Oscar for free-style hand-held rap videos, this would win hands down, no questions asked. At one point, he has the crowd chanting along with him “Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”. I’m guessing like poop.

So this guy in Canada took a truck for a test drive from a local Dodge dealership, and then stops and robs a bank with the salesman still in the vehicle, so he can get the money to pay for it. I don’t know about brains, but this guy has the biggest balls in the history of the known universe. It’s one thing to rob a bank, any chimp can pass a teller a note. But to do it with the engine running and the douchebag sales guy just sitting there waiting. That’s top ten ballsiest moves of all time, right behind slipping it in the back door unannounced, and that time I went swimming way less than an hour after eating. Suck it science!

OK so most of our readers are Americans, so we hope none of you perverted geeks out there hacks our site because of this.

This is a video clip collection of what Americans think they know about the world, this will make you laugh and cry at the same time.

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Kendra Wilkinson gave Hugh Hefner a chocolate mold of her butt as a gift for his eighty-second birthday last month!

Kendra, one of Hugh’s three girlfriends, says that she and the other girls molded our parts in chocolate and gave them as gifts.

“We gave him chocolate body parts,” Kendra says. “We moulded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I moulded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish’. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.”

I wonder what the other body parts were!

Kathy Griffin, crazy girl that she is, randomly just gave Al Roker a lap dance!! Right smack in the middle of an interview. It’s much more humorous than sexy, but it’s a lap dance all the same.

Kathy is hosting Bravo’s 1st Annual A-List Awards and is making the promo circuit. Check out the interview and Kathy’s lap dance (more…)

Kate Hudson may not be blue, but her hair certainly is!! Kate was spotted back on the set of her new movie, Bride Wars, sporting some blue streaks in her otherwise blonde hair.

Kate was recently traveling around Europe with her new boyfriend, Lance Armstrong. The duo was spotted kissing and snuggling at a Cannes Film Festival party hosted by Dolce & Gabbana. Yum yum!

A source told press, “Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She and Lance are both physical, passionate people. She’s never been happier.”

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Hmmm, Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton aren’t looking so good!! At least that’s what Ziomara Coronado Beauty Center says will happen if Angelina and Jolie don’t follow their skin care treatment.

The Ecuadorean skin care center has unleashed an ad campaign that shows these beauties under a state of digitally enhanced utter distress.

I wonder if they endorse the product!!

I don’t really what caused the accident that happened in the video, I don’t really care either. All I know is that I laughed a quite a bit after watching it, even for the 15th time. Am I too bored?

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