Adu Bunu, a Romanian criminal who defrauded thousands of people of an unspecified amount of cash, snapped this pic of his infant son rolling in dough, to show his relatives back home how easy it is to gain riches in Britain.

Babies get everything and it’s starting to piss me off. They get to suck on as much tit as they want all day long. They can shit and piss their pants and nobody even scolds them like when I do it, and they have their food pre-chewed for them. And now this! Those evil little soft skulled bastards better be ready, cause those cribs, although fortress like, are far from impenetrable. You better watch it babies, I’m on to your little scam, and I’ve had about enough.

The kind of pranks you think you’d only see in cartoons like Tom & Jerry..

…snap, did I just admit I used to watch Tom & Jerry?

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Drew Carey is so full of shit. If this win isn’t rigged then this girl is the greatest Clock Game player to ever walk the face of the planet, which I would believe if the contestant appeared even remotely educated. But this trailer park all-star looks like she just squeezed out twins in the alley out back, and her guess of ‘ten-hundred’ is a pretty clear indicator of brain damage. I bet you this girl is dead by now. Even after taxes, a million dollars buys a lot of glue.

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At yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant, Crystle Stewart, the contestant representing America, fell while performing in the evening gown portion of the competition. It’s the second straight year the Miss America has fallen on stage during the annual event.

I love when people fail in public. Especially if they do it on a stage and in front of millions of people and it comes while performing a task as simple as walking on flat ground. So the footage is great. No question about that.

What bothers me about this story is the name of the competition itself. Until we get some contestants from another planet, can we name this something besides the Miss Universe pageant. You know there’s some hot ass on Jupiter.

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The nation of America celebrated another birthday yesterday, and as much as we liked those special bikini pictures of Marla Maples, there’s still room for improvement in mother nation. And no - we’re not talking about the war in Iraq, Bush, and all that political shit.

We’re talking about these weird (real!) sex laws:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

3. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

4. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

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This has to be the most fascinating event on the planet, and proof that we as a species are headed straight for extinction. Kobayashi, the Michael Jordan of eating contests, had his title ripped away from him last year by young upstart Joey ‘No Need For A Nickname’ Chestnut, and was looking for revenge today at Nathan’s Official Hot-Dog Eating Contest. After ten minutes of stuffing their face, the two were tied at 59 hot dogs apiece, and had to go to the first ever hot dog off. This was like the Ali-Frazier of hot-dog eating, and the American took home the crown in the end in stunning fashion. Apologies for poor video quality.

Besides the fact that she is borderline mentally retarded and married to a douchebag, Ashlee Simspon is also maybe the most overrated ‘celebrity’ on the planet right now. Plastic surgery is like steroids for famous people, and anyone who gets caught should be banned. Which would make Ashlee the Barry Bonds of Overrated, but with a bigger moustache.

House is the worst show on television. Every episode is exactly the same. Someone gets sick, House says something cynical and takes some pills, person gets more sick, house suggests way to cure them while being cynical and controversial, person is miraculously healed. But for a few minutes per show, they take the camera off Hugh Laurie being a cock, and show the lovely Jennifer Morrison, who judging from these pictures, is definitely not getting the attention she deserves.

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Pictured here looking extra douche-tastic, Peter Cook is in divorce court this week, going up against ex-wife and actual celebrity Christie Brinkley, in a battle for custody of their pre-teen children. When put on the stand, Cook testified he spent $3000 a month on internet porn, and bribed an 18 year old girl with $300,000 to stay quiet about an affair they had.

This guy is a such a douche I can’t even find a picture of him without his way more famous ex-wife in it. Which is okay because Christie Brinkley is probably the hottest 54 year-old on the planet. $3000 a month on internet porn! I don’t know what kind of internet porn this guy is into, but unless it’s the kind that makes you splooge gold, he’s overpaying. What a douche.

The definition of a Two-Face is simple. At some points the subject in question looks wholly fuckable, but at other times, they appear haggard and old. Like my balls. The explanation for this phenomenon is one of life’s great mysteries, and continues to baffle bloggers like myself to this very day. Case in point: Renee Zellwegger. Most of the time she appears boner-worthy, but catch her on an off day in the wrong light, and she is like a paler version of the Crypt Keeper.

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Shaquille O’Neal is probably the third greatest rapper of all time, behind Silkk the Shocker and Tom Green respectively. So when he took the stage at a New York City club last night it was no surprise that he spat one of the most legendary verses in hip-hop history, slandering fellow NBA greats Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, and Patrick Ewing, while also skewering his arch-rival Kobe Bryant, and accusing his former teammate of being the reason his marriage fell apart.

TMZ has released footage of the impromptu performance, seen here, and it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever captured on film. If there were an Oscar for free-style hand-held rap videos, this would win hands down, no questions asked. At one point, he has the crowd chanting along with him “Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”. I’m guessing like poop.

So this guy in Canada took a truck for a test drive from a local Dodge dealership, and then stops and robs a bank with the salesman still in the vehicle, so he can get the money to pay for it. I don’t know about brains, but this guy has the biggest balls in the history of the known universe. It’s one thing to rob a bank, any chimp can pass a teller a note. But to do it with the engine running and the douchebag sales guy just sitting there waiting. That’s top ten ballsiest moves of all time, right behind slipping it in the back door unannounced, and that time I went swimming way less than an hour after eating. Suck it science!

OK so most of our readers are Americans, so we hope none of you perverted geeks out there hacks our site because of this.

This is a video clip collection of what Americans think they know about the world, this will make you laugh and cry at the same time.

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