The Coen Brothers made the greatest movie of all time, The Big Lebowski, and took home the Oscar for Best Picture last year with No Country For Old Men, so obviously they know their shit.

Which makes it even harder to figure out why they went out and got the two ugliest women in Hollywood to be their female stars in their upcoming feature release, Burn After Reading, which opens in early September. I’m pretty sure Frances McDormand, Joel Coen’s wife, has man parts, Tilda Swinton looks like an albino reptile, and between the two of them they have maybe half a good tit.

I guess when you’re that good you don’t need hot ass to sell your film. But it couldn’t hurt.

Either way I’ma check out the trailer, and so should you