Sasha Baron Cohen, AKA Borat, AKA Bruno, AKA Funniest Motherfucker on the Planet, and his fiancee, Isla Fisher AKA That Girl in Wedding Crashers, have again postponed their wedding, but this time it has nothing to do with their busy work schedules. Apparently, Isla hasn’t quite fully converted to his religion of Judaism, and hasn’t been able to complete her Torah studies which are a requirement.

What the fuck is wrong with Isla Fisher? You’re engaged to a guy who is about to become the biggest star on the planet and you can’t read a book? I’m sure it’s a challenging and time consuming rite, but my thirteen year old cousin got it done, so what’s the hold up? Her only excuse should be that secretly she can’t read.

If Sasha gets depressed because he has the dumbest gf on the planet, he can just look at these.

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