Adu Bunu, a Romanian criminal who defrauded thousands of people of an unspecified amount of cash, snapped this pic of his infant son rolling in dough, to show his relatives back home how easy it is to gain riches in Britain.

Babies get everything and it’s starting to piss me off. They get to suck on as much tit as they want all day long. They can shit and piss their pants and nobody even scolds them like when I do it, and they have their food pre-chewed for them. And now this! Those evil little soft skulled bastards better be ready, cause those cribs, although fortress like, are far from impenetrable. You better watch it babies, I’m on to your little scam, and I’ve had about enough.