I’m pretty sure that if celebrities weren’t living off the fame paparazzi’s granted them, they would be all wearing those anti-paparazzi sunglasses, basically killing the whole industry, including this almighty, forever-there blog.

But they are - so I don’t think they will wear these, but if for some reason someone wants to go underground, or is just sick of the paprazzi, like say if Britney Spears suddenly becomes a good singer again (?) and doesn’t need to flash her vagina for attention, she can find this video useful.