This has to be the most fascinating event on the planet, and proof that we as a species are headed straight for extinction. Kobayashi, the Michael Jordan of eating contests, had his title ripped away from him last year by young upstart Joey ‘No Need For A Nickname’ Chestnut, and was looking for revenge today at Nathan’s Official Hot-Dog Eating Contest. After ten minutes of stuffing their face, the two were tied at 59 hot dogs apiece, and had to go to the first ever hot dog off. This was like the Ali-Frazier of hot-dog eating, and the American took home the crown in the end in stunning fashion. Apologies for poor video quality.