Al Reynolds, who loves the cock, has made an interview available on Youtube in which he confesses to still loving Star Jones and occasionally wearing his wedding ring, even though the two are on the brink of finalizing their divorce. Reynolds, who reports say is enamored with penises, insists the interview is in no way being used to promote his soon to be released financial help book.

Who gives a fuck about any of these people. If Star Jones died right now there would just be more potato chips left on the planet for the rest of us, and the loss of her passing gas might just be enough to tip the scales and cure global warming.

There is no video of the interview because Al Reynolds loves the cock.