Archive for July, 2008

Max Payne Movie Preview

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

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With all they hype surrounding comic book movies these days, it’s easy to forget the genre’s retarded. red-headed step brother: movies based on video games. There have been some good (Lara Croft: Tombraider, Resident Evil), and there have been some bad (pretty much everything else, but most notably Bloodrayne and House of the Dead), but it looks like they are on the upswing, with some films that have major talent on board scheduled to be released in the upcoming year, including Prince of Persia with Jake Gyllenhall, and a Street Fighter follow up that focuses on Chun-Li, starring Smallville alumni Kristin Kreuk.

The cream of the crop appears to be Max Payne. The game is already heavily influenced by the John Woo style of cinema, and is even referenced in the first version. The gritty, film noir elements in the third person shooter should also lend themselves to a cinematic adaptation. Marky Mark is slated to star in the lead role, and having the uber-sexy Mila Kunis attached couldn’t hurt either.

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Snoop Dogg Goes Bollywood

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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Legendary rapper and linguist Snoop Doggy Dogg, has teamed up with one of India’s hottest musical acts, Akshay Kumar, to produce a music video which will feature both performers. The video is said to incorporate both Bhangra and Hip-Hop elements, and may even lead to a film starring the two in the near future.

It was only a matter of time.

Get a taste of the Snoop Dogg, Akshay Kumar mash-up (more…)

Heidi Klum New Look & Hairstyle - Topless Pictures

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Heidi Klum New Look & Hairstyle Topless Pictures
Honestly, I don’t really know what I think of Heidi Klum’s new short hairstyle, I certainly like the fact that she’s topless, but we’ve seen that before haven’t we?

Thanks to one of our loyal reader who tipped us just minutes ago, these pictures are first seen here at The Daily Buzzer, so everybody hail SolidJay86!

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Video: NYPD Cop Attacks Bicyclist [Critical Mass]

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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This footage is becoming quickly popular. In it a New York police department cop attacks a bicyclist during Criltical Mass’ tour in the city.

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Twin Babes: Bia & Branca Feres Topless Pictures

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Twin Babes: Bia & Branca Feres Topless Pictures

I’ve decided this week’s debut babe(s)-post should be refreshing, unique. So I’ve come up with the perfect formula (babe + Brazilian)x 2 sisters. Yep, Bia and Brance Feres are twin babes I didn’t know much about before reading the Tiago PC Brazillian magazine. Well I didn’t really read it, I just looked at the pictures, but that’s what should be done with models anyway. Don’t read, just wank it.

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Amy Winehouse Rushed To Hospital

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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Paramedics were called to the home of Amy Winehouse on Monday night, where they collected the troubled singer and rushed her to nearby University College Hospital for treatment. Her spokesman, Chris Goodman, said that she had reacted poorly to some medication.

You could stuff a grab bag of barbituates down this maniac’s throat and she would just cackle and cry out for more, so unless crystal-meth is now considered medication, then I call bullshit. I’m guessing she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and suffered serious cuts on her hands from the ensuing scuffle.

Shia LaBeouf Charged With DUI

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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A month ago I challenged Shia LaBeouf to do something more news-worthy than trespassing in a Walgreens and getting caught smoking in the bathroom of a museum, both of which sound like crimes committed by Bart Simpson. He responded this weekend, by flipping his truck over while driving drunk in Los Angeles, injuring his female passenger, as well as the driver of another vehicle he crashed in to in the process.

Please. This barely even registers on the celebrity dumb-shit richter scale. It sounds like something a Kardashian would do for attention. If Shia plans on becoming a major Hollywood star he needs to seriously step up his game. I recommend fist-fighting your mom and sister in an upscale hotel. I bet that would work.

Evidence of my formal challenge to Shia Labeouf [Click Here]

Monday Links And Babes

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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Funny Dark Knight spoof [Click Here]

Font conference [Click Here]

Sarah Larson
is employed [Click Here]

Charlie Sheen
molests his children [Click Here]

Amy Winehouse scarecrows [Click Here]

Nicky Whelan
in a bikini [Click Here]

Carmen Electra Kim Kardashian
whore-off [Click Here]

Danity Kane
’s new single [Click Here]

Scare Away Thieves With A Fake TV

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Scare Away Thieves With A Fake TV
Funny I’m writing about this - A friend of mine told me he sometimes keeps the TV on so thieves would think he’s awake watching TV. Thing is if you own a 42-inch plasma like rich jerks like me do, leaving it on for a whole night or a whole day can a) be costly. b) ruin the damn thing.

Well, Fake TV ($40) solves the problem: It features a series of LED lights that glow to simulate the changing screen of a real TV. So if you live in the Bronx or something I suggest you move out can’t afford a closed circuit security system and are away from home often, this can be a nice idea.

41 Amazing Photography Illusions

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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That never ending picture illusion I found a while ago opened my appetite for more. I recently stumbled across Michael Hughes’ illusion-photography and collected no less than 41 amazing photography illusions on one page for easier viewing. Enjoy!

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Top Ten Worst Films Adapted From Good Books

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Almost all good movies are adapted from good books. Just ask Walt Disney, who built an empire by pilfering the classics and transporting them on to the silver screen.

After the movie, there’s always some pretentious asshole who has read the book too, and he’s like ‘the book was far superior.’ Yeah, well you know what I liked about the movie? It was two hours long and didn’t require any reading, so fuck that guy. But sometimes he’s right, and a good book is just raped and ruined by it’s film counterpart to the point of no return. So we’ll take a look at some of the worst offenders of bad movies made from good books.

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NASA Solves Mystery Of Northern Lights

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Awhile back we brought you a video in which NASA scientists made magnetic fields visible. Watch. Now those pesky magnetic fields are at it again, and this time, they are the key to unlocking the Northern Lights, or Aurora Borealis, a naturally occurring phenomenon that has puzzled scientists for decades.

The key lies in Earth’s magnetic field, which protects us from solar winds. Every once in awhile our magnetic field snaps and..I’ll just let the guy in the video explain. Watch it (more…)