As reported below, and everywhere else in the last 24 hours, Verne Troyer, or ‘Mini-Me’, has been captured on film, getting down and dirty with a girl who is way too hot to sink this low. Pun. Now, he is suing TMZ, the website who broke the story, for 20 million dollars! Does anyone else think this whole thing is a sleazy publicity stunt to get The Love Guru some juice at the box-office. Mike Myers is the only reason this guy isn’t in the circus, and he called in a favor to save his shitty movie. Case Closed. Damn I’m good.

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At first I hated Facebook. Then I realized I had to join purely for the poon. Then I loved Facebook. Now we have grown apart and have become different people, but stay together for the sake of the kids(creeping on girls). I have a feeling this video will be viral by tomorrow.

After years of being under a horrible spell, Guy Ritchie stopped drinking the crazy juice, and is splitting from Madonna. Once the world’s most promising young director, with titles like Snatch, and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Guy Ritchie was re-programmed to become a Madonna worshippng robot some ten years ago, and hasn’t made a quality film since. Word is Madonna didn’t sign a pre-nup, and has hired Heather Mills’ divorce lawyer to help salvage her fortune. I hope Guy Ritchie pulls a K-Fed and lives the rest of his life off her dime. He only deserves it for having to swim around in that mothball infested closet she calls a vagina for the last ten years.

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No offense to all the dwarfs and dwarefettes out there - but I’m about to puke.

That’s because I just watch Mini-Me having sex with his ex-girlfriend. Yeah, someone was able to put his hands on Verne Troyer’s sex tape video and released a free preview so people can bid on it. This sex tape video of Mini-Me-Troyer is said to be worth about $100,000.

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Those of you who’ve been reading The Daily Buzzer long enough know that we’re great fans of art and design concepts; No, not the Godly-designed babes, but human-invented stuff - like this moving skyscrapper set to be built in Dubai.

The world’s first moving building, an 80-storey tower with revolving floors giving a shifting shape, will be built in Dubai, its architect says.

The Dynamic Tower design is made up of 80 pre-fabricated apartments which will spin independently of one another.

The 420-metre (1,378-foot) building’s apartments would spin a full 360 degrees, at voice command, around a central column by means of 79 giant power-generating wind turbines located between each floor.

The apartments, which will take between one and three hours to make a complete rotation, will cost from $3.7m to $36m.

Source: BBC News

I don’t really watch Big Brother UK, there isn’t something I could care less about than 20 attention-seeking camera-whore-wannabes.

But I think what used to be a preference turned to a vow today - I’m not watching Big Brother UK, ever. The fact this boob-rich, blond-bitch was given a ditch is just too outrageous.

Her name is Stephanie McMichael, and if you think that these lingerie pictures don’t look a lot more bustier up-close, well - you’re missing the only thing that matters on Big Brother UK 2008.

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OVERRATED

Amanda Bynes was named #46 in this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100. If Amanda Bynes is the 46th hottest chick in the world, then that nice one-eyed, woman with all the cold-sores that bags my groceries down at Buy-N-Save is at least top twenty. At least. Gross.

UNDERRATED

After years of starring in movies that somehow always ended up with her turning in to a princess at the end, Anne Hathaway has made a blip on the boner radar with her role in Get Smart. Now that her scumbag boyfriend, insert funny Italian name here, has had his bail set at 21 million, it’s time for Anne Hathaway to get some well deserved famous dick. I’m banking on she starts with Ryan Gosling. He looks gentle.

Guaranteed this stunt is all set up by Tim McGraw and his production team. McGraw is such a phoney bastard. Who could have snaked their way in to Faith Hill’s pants? The world’s biggest phoney, that’s who. I would stake my life that they pull this bit in every town across the continent to get the crowd fired up. He gets back in just in time to break in to the chorus which coincidentally is, ‘Not lookin’ for trouble.’ Vomit. Too bad that dumb bitch from the end of the Blair Witch Project is behind the camera, or else we could have really zeroed in on the phoniness. Tim McGraw has the honor of being the inaugural Douche of the Week. I don’t even know if these hot pictures of his wife can wash away the doucheyness.

I’d be depressed too if I had sex with David Spade and my career peaked in the late eighties. Seriously what has this old scag ever done to contribute besides being 50 and fuckable, plus tickling Richie Sambora’s balls for a couple of decades? There are some things even perscription mood altering drugs can’t cure, and being washed-up is one of them. Unless of course you take the whole bottle. Hint hint Heather Locklear.

Battling at the box office this weekend will be WALL-E, about a lovable and lonely robot, and Wanted, starring Angelina Jolie as a world-class super assassin. Let’s hope this week’s tussle is more entertaining than last week, when Steve Carell in the spy-spoof Get Smart, ass-raped potential suicide candidate Mike Myers, who starred, wrote, and produced in the worst movie of the year so far, The Love Guru.

WANTED

Wanted looks like it will either be extremely good, or a horribly massive disappointment considering the talent on board. The movie hinges on two things

1. Can newcomer James McAvoy, who looks like a huge pussy, make for a
convincing killer?

2. How willing is Angelina Jolie to skank it up for the sake of fine film?

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WALL-E

WALL-E looks like standard Walt Disney/PIXAR adorable cartoon propoganda. Except this time they’ve decided to plagiarize in order to maximize profits. The robot in the film, WALL-E, bears a striking resemblance to Johnny 5, who was THE movie robot of the eighties in the Short Circuit films, and could kick the piss out of C3P0 and R2D2 at the same time. Snap.

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I’ve never heard of Don Imus either, but apparently last year he referred to the Rutger’s Womens Basketball team as a bunch of “nappy headed hos” and got in trouble for some reason. He was immediately given another radio program, on which the other day, Imus inquired about the ethnic heritage of NFL trouble-maker Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones by asking, “What color is he?” When informed that “Pacman” was indeed African-American, Imus responded, “There you go. Now we know.” A different African-American, Al Sharpton is up in arms, saying the Imus remarks are “disturbing” and that they are “feeding in to stereotypes“. Imus responded to the stereoype allegations by swearing he listens to all his Rod Stewart albums on a vintage record player.