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Tara Reid is hot again [Click Here]

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Pictures removed due to copyright issues, somebody isn’t smart enough to know that putting your photograph on The Daily Buzzer isn’t way too cool than putting it on some shity museum.

There is nothing better than getting drunk with your friends and arguing about which animal would win in a hypothetical battle to the death. My personal favorites include the Giraffe vs. Gorilla With A Baseball Bat debate, or the classic Bear vs. Tiger With Spikes On It’s Back discussion. For whatever reason, these situations rarely play out in real life, but over the weekend in a Canadian zoo, the Lion vs. Eagle scenario became a reality, when a professionally trained golden eagle flew in to a lion’s den, and was destroyed by the king of the jungle. You would think that an animal with wings would be better at escaping from one that doesn’t, like, let’s say, a lion. You would also think I could stay sober long enough to remember to feed my dog. RIP Sir Humpsalot.

Ruslana Korshunova, pictured above standing in a wind storm, fell nine floors from a New York apartment building on Sunday in an apparent suicide. She had graced the covers of many major fashion magazines in Europe over the last year, including Elle, and Vogue, and had been featured in advertisements for Vera Wang, DKNY, and other major designers.

Trotting around the globe, making millions of dollars, and being stunningly beautiful can be hard, so jumping out of a window is understandable. I’m surprised she didn’t just float down on a waft of air like a leaf. All inappropriate jokes aside, Ruslana was fucking hot, and even in death, deserves to be ogled.

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Video footage has surfaced of Amy Winehouse assaulting a fan while she performed on-stage at the Glastonbury Festival over the weekend. Personally, I blame the fan. Amy Winehouse is absolutely bat-shit crazy, everybody knows that by now, so when you go to her show and you’re in the front row, you better be prepared to get punched in the face at some point. Plus, you gotta give it up to Ms. Winehouse, the lady has talent. She doesn’t even stop singing to attack the poor bastard. I can’t even masturbate and drive at the same time, and this girl can sing a Grammy winning track and shit-kick some guy simultaneously. Bravo.

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The definition of a Two-Face is simple. At some points the subject in question looks wholly fuckable, but at other times, they appear haggard and old. Like my balls. The explanation for this phenomenon is one of life’s great mysteries, and continues to baffle bloggers like myself to this very day. Case in point: Renee Zellwegger. Most of the time she appears boner-worthy, but catch her on an off day in the wrong light, and she is like a paler version of the Crypt Keeper.

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Nelson Mandela turned 90 today, and a massive party was held in Hyde Park, London, to celebrate his life, and to support his charity 46664, which signifies the number he wore while being held in prison for 27 years. Will Smith took time out of his busy schedule being the whitest black guy on the planet to host the event, and Amy Winehouse took the straw out of her nose just long enough to perform for the living legend.

This just adds to the mountains of proof that Nelson Mandela is the baddest mofo on the planet. Nelson Mandela could fuck your girlfriend and steal your last slice of pizza from the fridge and you would walk in the door and high-five him.

No shit. The children of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are reportedly headed to the therapist for some much needed psychoanalysis. The girls, aged three and four, are apparently having trouble coping with the break-up of their parents.

When I was three, my biggest concern was cereal and how thoroughly I could shit myself. Kids that age understand the concept of divorce as much as I understand Swahili. Zero. Maybe their fucked up because their Dad is the world’s most notorious hooker addict, and their Mom is most famous for a lesbian sex scene in the mid-90’s. Maybe.

The only hope for these manic munchkins is to be set up with Jayden James and Sean Preston Spears. Just think of that for a minute. It would be a Denise Richards, K-Fed, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen kid cocktail. Basically Satan. Except with more issues.

Aren’t Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard just the greatest, most generous two gals on earth? I mean they keep taking their shirts off for us time after time, never fail to impress us even if it’s the 2,021 time we see them topless.

This time Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are topless in Nuts Magazine, which is quickly climbing my top men magazines list for bringing some many goodies lately. Uncensored pictures of Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard topless (more…)

I’m pretty sure that if celebrities weren’t living off the fame paparazzi’s granted them, they would be all wearing those anti-paparazzi sunglasses, basically killing the whole industry, including this almighty, forever-there blog.

But they are - so I don’t think they will wear these, but if for some reason someone wants to go underground, or is just sick of the paprazzi, like say if Britney Spears suddenly becomes a good singer again (?) and doesn’t need to flash her vagina for attention, she can find this video useful.

At 24 she was voted Aussie’s sexiest babe by FHM and had already appeared in Ralph, Nuts, Zoo Weekly, FHM, Loaded, Stuff, Playboy and Maxim. Topless Emily Scott is the new Keeley Hazell.